Diary of a Supernaturalist

In which Michael rambles on about nothing very much.

Monday, April 07, 2003

Hair issues

A little earlier, whilst washing my hands in the gents, I noticed in the mirror that there is a hair growing out of my nose. My left nostril to be precise. Damn it! I only chopped a hair from that very nostril only a few weeks ago. As yet there are no rogue hairs from the right nostril. I fear that I am going to have the sort of bushy nose that my grandfather used to have. Damn those genes, damn them all! I hope there is a Remington Nose Shaver or something, I'll have to look in the Argos catalogue.

At the same time as hair is sprouting from my left nostril, a few grey hairs have started to appear on top of my head. Fortunately, being blonde, they blend in fairly well. My chest hair is another matter. My chest doesn't have an especially luxurious growth, but a significant amount of its hair has actually turned white. I'm 32 now, so I guess by the time I'm 35 I'll be battleship grey on top, white in the middle, but with prolific blonde growth from the nasal area. Watch this space for hair updates.

Hangovers, chips and vegetarianism

Lunchtime at last, though I must confess to having eaten my sarnies before midday. I just get too hungry to wait until proper lunchtime.

I visited my mother in Cornwall on Saturday, staying overnight. Consequently I had a hangover on Sunday morning. I only get these hangovers (the head down the toilet kind) when I visit mother. This time it was the whisky, or was it the red wine I had before that? Or the white I had before that? Or the cider I had before that (mother is big on White Lightning cider, a fairly potent (7.5 percent) white cider)? I imagine most people to be on good behaviour when visiting their mothers, but our family just gets drunk. The hangover wasn't too bad though. I chucked it all up, then in the afternoon we went out for lunch, and a good portion of chips did me a power of good. I think chips are good for hangovers.

We did have some initial problems eating out. My wife is vegetarian, and I don't think Cornwall really does veggie. We phoned a few places beforehand to check they catered for veggies. One of them told us, 'Oh yes, we have loads of veggie dishes'. We got there and it was carvery only. They did have lots of vegetables, but it wasn't quite what we had in mind. A plate with several piles of different veg didn't sound very appetising so we moved on. The next place had a choice of stir-fried veg or veggie burger and chips. Fortunately we both fancied the burger and chips, being hungover, and so stayed. We don't normally have this problem in the UK, only Cornwall. The UK is generally good at catering for veggies these days, unlike most of Europe. Turkey is very good, though the restuarants in the cities which market themselves at tourists (mainly English and Germans) are less good. We should be going to Austria later this year, and I'm sure that's going to be a veggie nightmare.

I should say that I'm not vegetarian myself, but I decided to observe Lent this year by giving up meat. I am mostly veggie anyway and enjoy it, but I thought it would be a good idea to try the full 40 days without meat at all. Normally I get burger cravings quite often, but I haven't had this at all in the last 4 1/2 weeks, which I find strange. When Lent is finished I think I'll cut down my meat consumption (I don't eat a lot anyway), even if I don't give up completely. I do have these qualms about the meat industry. It's not qualms about eating meat, just the industry itself - I feel that there's something immoral about the scale of slaughter and the conditions a lot of animals are subjected to. For some reason I think my wife doesn't want me to become completely vegetarian, even though she is vegetarian herself. And if I did ever turn veggie my grandmother would throw a hairy fit, though I'll cope with that.

Just got the updated code from enetation.enetation

I heard from Simon, who said suitably pleasant things about my fledgling blog and suggested I add a commenty thing using enetation. I had been planning on this, and hopefully have added the code correctly to make it work. Expect a flurry of posts as I try and get it going properly.